The Wild Beaver Saloon isn’t the classiest establishment. It’s a hilarious honky tonk bar where you can sing karaoke, ride a mechanical bull, and do free shots (courtesy of scantily clad ladies who promote disgusting candy flavored vodka or other liquors). Whenever I would visit Andrea in Nashville, we would exasperate the other bar patrons by singing terrimazing renditions of pop songs with our other lady friends.
There is a direct correlation between the severity of my hangover & how successful New Year’s was.
I rang in 2014 with Shaina & Andrea at the Aloft West End hotel drinking bourbon (Bulleit this time, not Jim Beam) and watching Beyoncé’s visual album. We ended the night at Paradise Park, a bar modeled after a trailer park. The cover band did a country rendition of “Wonderwall” that was truly spectacular. We danced, sang so loud our voices disappeared, and laughed at Andrea’s new cowboy hat.
I hope everyone had an equally safe and fun New Year’s Eve! Cheers to hoping 2014 is even better than 2013!
“This is the slowest lunch place ever.” I glanced at my watch, noting that Mike and I had been waiting for our food for fifteen minutes.
“I thought we’d get our orders quicker by getting ’em to-go, but I guess not.”
Mike took a seat at a table by the window. I followed suit.
“What do you and your wife have planned for this weekend?”
“Just gonna do stuff around the house and fix up the barn. She might have a horse show, but she’s not sure yet.”
“How did y’all meet?”
“Well, we knew each other growin’ up ‘cuz we lived in a real small town in Washington state.”
“Were y’all the pair of kindergartners that everyone knew would be together?”
“Not at all. We actually didn’t get to be close ’til I went away to college up at Stanford. Summer before my senior year, I came home and worked on her uncle’s wheat farm with her.”
“A wheat farm?!”
“Wheat farming is big out there.”
“This is like the plot of a Lifetime movie.”
“Nobody would watch a movie about kids workin’ on a farm who fall in love!”
“They definitely would. Especially if they cast the actors from Nashville.”
“Maybe people would watch for the scenery. It’s beautiful — the sky’s clear out there. Not like here (in town, at least) where you can barely see the stars after dark.”
“What would be on the soundtrack — Fleetwood Mac? Led Zeppelin?”
“All the other classics, too.” Mike laughed. “Y’know, she was actually seein’ somebody else when we started hangin’ out.”
“Oh shit! You stole her away?”
“She didn’t like that other guy much anyway.”
“She’s always been a firecracker. Never puts up with anybody’s shit (in a good way).”
“Sounds like she and Dusty’s wife would be friends.”
“They definitely would. We had a low-key wedding at the end of the summer. Her mom made her dress. Her friends did the flowers and mine helped cook the food for the reception.”
“Then I went back to school for my senior year and the rest is history!”
“Seriously, though. Which actors would you want to play y’all in the movie of your life?”
“Hell if we know any of the young actors these days!”